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Maybe you are trying to be like Vin Scu...</title><content type='html'>Dear Dick,&lt;br /&gt;Maybe you are trying to be like Vin Scully? Just announce the game, no bias? It works for him but you are too emotional to use that technique. If you are a Padre, be a Padre. And ditt. drop the touch em all for the opposition HR, it is annoying.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8357292459032127857/6690608228892572378/comments/default/5717633867784628650'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8357292459032127857/6690608228892572378/comments/default/5717633867784628650'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.avengingjackmurphy.com/2010/05/dick-enberg-analysis-how-bout-little.html?showComment=1274121327552#c5717633867784628650' title=''/><author><name>bullpeners</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00724280192893674063</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_GFEzKMwOjHM/SCiVgPw0-JI/AAAAAAAAAAU/DWIjcwwDnOs/S220/IMG_0373.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.avengingjackmurphy.com/2010/05/dick-enberg-analysis-how-bout-little.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8357292459032127857.post-6690608228892572378' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8357292459032127857/posts/default/6690608228892572378' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-399205618'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8357292459032127857.post-8946382035016833726</id><published>2010-05-16T12:59:00.809-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-16T12:59:00.809-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dear Dick:
You wouldn&amp;#39;t like us when we&amp;#39;re...</title><content type='html'>Dear Dick:&lt;br /&gt;You wouldn&amp;#39;t like us when we&amp;#39;re angry&lt;br /&gt;Sincerely,&lt;br /&gt;The Hulk&lt;br /&gt;Smashy smasher of things</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8357292459032127857/6690608228892572378/comments/default/8946382035016833726'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8357292459032127857/6690608228892572378/comments/default/8946382035016833726'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.avengingjackmurphy.com/2010/05/dick-enberg-analysis-how-bout-little.html?showComment=1274039940809#c8946382035016833726' title=''/><author><name>Avenger-in-Chief</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15614670048677175431</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05234642078253150019'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_335DKn2pO6U/S3h58xHPEAI/AAAAAAAACO4/YeKRHhKasng/S220/JakePeavySluggingJagr.png'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.avengingjackmurphy.com/2010/05/dick-enberg-analysis-how-bout-little.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8357292459032127857.post-6690608228892572378' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8357292459032127857/posts/default/6690608228892572378' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1262932283'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8357292459032127857.post-2065935304503337261</id><published>2010-05-16T11:05:34.768-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-16T11:05:34.768-07:00</updated><title type='text'>It is getting pretty ridiculous.  Glad you mention...</title><content type='html'>It is getting pretty ridiculous.  Glad you mentioned the &amp;quot;Touch &amp;#39;em all&amp;quot; cry he releases after an opposing batter sends one.  It&amp;#39;s unnecessary.  And it grates on my last damn nerve in any game, but when we&amp;#39;re hosting the Dodgers of all teams, in a close game in an even closer NL West race, it just makes me want to get all Hulk and start smashy smashy things.  Come on Dick, you&amp;#39;re a Padre now.  Get excited for US!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8357292459032127857/6690608228892572378/comments/default/2065935304503337261'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8357292459032127857/6690608228892572378/comments/default/2065935304503337261'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.avengingjackmurphy.com/2010/05/dick-enberg-analysis-how-bout-little.html?showComment=1274033134768#c2065935304503337261' title=''/><author><name>Matthew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11772267111228042825</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00881699020822328217'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_md6JUGB0Ka8/S7qF1g9aZUI/AAAAAAAAAAM/GoTH6f4Z_WQ/S220/DSCN2352.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.avengingjackmurphy.com/2010/05/dick-enberg-analysis-how-bout-little.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8357292459032127857.post-6690608228892572378' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8357292459032127857/posts/default/6690608228892572378' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-954171416'/></entry></feed>
